Lucas Problems

Jun 8

“And if I think it’s a little weird then that’s usually enough to send other people off on angry rampages.” Lucas

Jan 11

Risotto to be & my parents

for a second, I was like.. HEY those look like my parents but then

Jan 7

“What’s corn meal? Some kind of breakfast cereal?” Least helpful grocery store clerk (via teakingout)

Jan 2

Dec 27

“I just bitch-elbowed a dog.” Lucas.

“Button-up flies aren’t even worth my time.” Lucas

Dec 22

“Someone would have to pay me to use Windows 8.” Lucas

“That’s just what the conspiracy theorists say. But it’s true.” Lucas

Nov 25

“It’s the ‘two-buck-chuck’ of honey.” Lucas

Nov 22

“I shoved my drivers license into the printing slot of the self check-in machine. Managed to fish it out with my toothbrush. #winning” Lucas.

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